Quotes

A penny for your thoughts? A dollar for your death.. (Felix And Oscar)

Alf Todd said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, has about as much chance as a one- armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cats left ear with a red-hot needle.. (P. G. Wodehouse)

i am a man, not a duck, llama, or fish, once a man, always a man. (Sir Stuart Thomas)

All say, How hard it is to die - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. (Mark Twain)

A cold atheistical materialism is the tendency of the so-called material philosophy of the present day. (Adam Sedgwick)

Camp is a vision of the world in terms of style - but a particular style. It is the love of the exaggerated. (Susan Sontag)

Reality is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes. (Unknown)

A book is sent out into the world, and there is no way of fully anticipating the responses it will elicit. Consider the responses called forth by the Bible, Homer, Shakespeare - let alone contemporary poetry or a modern novel. (Chaim Potok)

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills. (Voltaire)

A fan sent me a letter and a $10 bill. It's a short letter - all she said was, "Hey, since it's harder for you to go out these days without getting photographed, here $10 for a pizza." I was like, "Aww, she sent me money for a pizza so I could eat at home!" (Zac Efron)