Quotes by Yakov Smirnoff

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. (Yakov Smirnoff)

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good. (Yakov Smirnoff)

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering. (Yakov Smirnoff)

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. (Yakov Smirnoff)

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love. (Yakov Smirnoff)

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel. (Yakov Smirnoff)

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter. (Yakov Smirnoff)