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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree -- probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. (Woody Allen) Related concepts: figure said because |
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. (Woody Allen) Related concepts: chances night automatically bisexuality saturday |
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Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens. (Woody Allen) Related concepts: frightened really much doesn't worry |
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Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib. (Woody Allen) Related concepts: against abominations abominations particularly doing |
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Dont knock masturbation -- its sex with someone I love. (Woody Allen) Related concepts: love knock masturbation someone |
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Eighty percent of success is showing up. (Woody Allen) Related concepts: percent eighty success |
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. (Woody Allen) Related concepts: dressed eternal happen |


One of America’s greatest actor and director, Woody Allen took the world by storm with his acting prowess. He is multitalented as he is a screenwriter, a playwright, a comedian, an author and a great jazz musician as well. A man of different professions, woody Allen remained at the pinnacle of his career for an extremely long time.
His films have been thoroughly ...