Quotes by Victor Borge

A smile is the shortest distance between two people. (Victor Borge)

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. (Victor Borge)

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. (Victor Borge)

Humor is something that thrives between mans aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. (Victor Borge)

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year. (Victor Borge)

I only know two pieces; one is Clair de Lune and the other one isnt. (Victor Borge)

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. (Victor Borge)

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary. (Victor Borge)

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, thats my reward. (Victor Borge)

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. (Victor Borge)