Quotes by Unknown

Mac, you ever been in love? Marshal, I've been a bartender all my life.. (Unknown)

Reality is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes. (Unknown)

A chinese philosopher once had a dream that he was a butterfly. From that day on, he was never quite certain that he was not a butterfly, dreaming that he was a man. (Unknown)

A diplomat is a man who says you have an open mind, instead of telling you that you have a hole in the head. (Unknown)

A fellow can't keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right about it. (Unknown)

A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your heart, chaff and grain alike. Knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keep what is worth keeping and with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away. (Unknown)

A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your heart, chaff and grain alike. Knowing that the gentlest of hands will take and sift it, keep what is worth keeping and with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.. (Unknown)

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. (Unknown)

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.. (Unknown)

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesnt. (Unknown)