Quotes by Terry Pratchett

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. (Terry Pratchett)

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. (Terry Pratchett)

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it. (Terry Pratchett)

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. (Terry Pratchett)

Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think. (Terry Pratchett)

Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off. (Terry Pratchett)

If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter. (Terry Pratchett)

In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded. (Terry Pratchett)

It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored. (Terry Pratchett)