Quotes by Sam Levenson

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others children. (Sam Levenson)

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor. (Sam Levenson)

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. (Sam Levenson)

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. (Sam Levenson)

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. (Sam Levenson)

Im going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow. (Sam Levenson)

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. (Sam Levenson)

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' (Sam Levenson)

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. (Sam Levenson)

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. (Sam Levenson)