Quotes by Quentin Crisp

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing. (Quentin Crisp)

Decency...must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who succeed seem to need a stupefying amount of sleep. (Quentin Crisp)

Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. (Quentin Crisp)

Fashion is for people who don't know who they are. (Quentin Crisp)

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. (Quentin Crisp)

Flowers are words even a baby can understand. (Quentin Crisp)

For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook. (Quentin Crisp)

Health consists of having the same diseases as ones neighbors. (Quentin Crisp)

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. (Quentin Crisp)

Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost. (Quentin Crisp)