Quotes by Nora Ephron

Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own. (Nora Ephron)

I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive. (Nora Ephron)

I don't care who you are. When you sit down to write the first page of your screenplay, in your head, you're also writing your Oscar acceptance speech. (Nora Ephron)

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. (Nora Ephron)

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. (Nora Ephron)

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy. (Nora Ephron)

The desire to get married, which - I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again. (Nora Ephron)

The major concrete achievement of the womens movement of the 1970s was the Dutch treat. (Nora Ephron)

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. (Nora Ephron)

Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine. (Nora Ephron)