Quotes by Lynda Barry

Going on Letterman is like going off the high dive. Its exhilarating, but after a while it wasn't the kind of thrill I enjoyed. (Lynda Barry)

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time. (Lynda Barry)

I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky. (Lynda Barry)

I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth. (Lynda Barry)

I go to work the minute I open my eyes. (Lynda Barry)

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. (Lynda Barry)

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. (Lynda Barry)

I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer. (Lynda Barry)

I used to live a very social life and never spend much solitary time looking at birds or reading. (Lynda Barry)

I wasn't afraid to be laughed at or be loud. (Lynda Barry)