Quotes by Lily Tomlin

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. (Lily Tomlin)

I may be schizophrenic, but Ill always have each other. (Lily Tomlin)

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain. (Lily Tomlin)

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question. (Lily Tomlin)

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library. (Lily Tomlin)

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed. (Lily Tomlin)

Its my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. (Lily Tomlin)

Ive always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. (Lily Tomlin)

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. Its the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them. (Lily Tomlin)

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. (Lily Tomlin)