Quotes by Lenny Bruce

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. (Lenny Bruce)

Communism is like one big phone company. (Lenny Bruce)

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. (Lenny Bruce)

I hate small towns because once youve seen the cannon in the park theres nothing else to do. (Lenny Bruce)

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. (Lenny Bruce)

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. (Lenny Bruce)

Ill die young, but its like kissing God. (Lenny Bruce)

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls. (Lenny Bruce)

In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls. (Lenny Bruce)

Its the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness. (Lenny Bruce)