Quotes by Helen Rowland

A bachelor never quite gets ove the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. (Helen Rowland)

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. (Helen Rowland)

A husband is what's left of the lover once the nerve has been extracted. (Helen Rowland)

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. (Helen Rowland)

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. (Helen Rowland)

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her. (Helen Rowland)

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. (Helen Rowland)

Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper. (Helen Rowland)

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature --- and another woman to help him forget them. (Helen Rowland)

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottleing the common sense. (Helen Rowland)