Quotes by Evan Esar

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. (Evan Esar)

A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)

A signature always reveals a mans character - and sometimes even his name. (Evan Esar)

A signature always reveals a mans character- and sometimes even his name. (Evan Esar)

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow. (Evan Esar)

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. (Evan Esar)

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. (Evan Esar)

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose. (Evan Esar)

Character is what you have left when youve lost everything you can lose. (Evan Esar)

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does. (Evan Esar)