Quotes by David Letterman

And now the really difficult part: We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that will one day hate the United States. (David Letterman)

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Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day. Yeah, thats always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it. (David Letterman)

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. (David Letterman)

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. (David Letterman)

Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between. (David Letterman)

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home. (David Letterman)

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. (David Letterman)

Im just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious. (David Letterman)

Iraqis minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well. (David Letterman)