Quotes by David Cross

As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy. (David Cross)

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat. (David Cross)

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically. (David Cross)

I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either. (David Cross)

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. (David Cross)

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine. (David Cross)

I love Tinkle, its really the most fun I've had in years. (David Cross)

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best. (David Cross)

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end. (David Cross)

Ill think of the idea and then Ill write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny. (David Cross)