Quotes by Carol Burnett

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. (Carol Burnett)

Because nobody goes through life without a scar. (Carol Burnett)

But I didnt ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didnt even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh. (Carol Burnett)

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. (Carol Burnett)

Comedy is tragedy plus time. (Carol Burnett)

Comedy is tragedy plus time.. (Carol Burnett)

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. (Carol Burnett)

I liked myself better when I wasn't me. (Carol Burnett)

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me. (Carol Burnett)

Its also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others. I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers. Thats why were here, after all, to help others. (Carol Burnett)