Quotes by Brendan Behan

Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops. (Brendan Behan)

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how its done, theyve seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves. (Brendan Behan)

He was born an Englishman and remained one for years. (Brendan Behan)

I am a daylight atheist. (Brendan Behan)

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldnt make it worse. (Brendan Behan)

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. (Brendan Behan)

I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds. (Brendan Behan)

I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer. (Brendan Behan)

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. (Brendan Behan)

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke. (Brendan Behan)