Quotes by Bette Midler

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. (Bette Midler)

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade. (Bette Midler)

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. (Bette Midler)

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. (Bette Midler)

I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. Its helped me a lot. (Bette Midler)

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. (Bette Midler)

I never know how much of what I say is true. (Bette Midler)

I say girl because I love to annoy people. I love the word girl. Gal is pretty great, too. I don't just want to be called a woman. It sounds like someone with a mustache. (Bette Midler)

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. (Bette Midler)

I wouldnt say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity. (Bette Midler)